by Balls r life. April 6, 2016
Used often to describe college sluts, especially at UW Whitewater. To be defined as a Cum Guzzling Lizard Slut is very easy to achieve. Most women that have this title often refuse to sleep with a guy but then fuck his best friend and the rest of the boys while being an utter asshole to the guys she rejected.
That bitch is a Cum Guzzling Lizard Slut she wouldn't fuck me.
by THE COON AND FREINDS November 13, 2020
your just a Cum guzzling gutter slut
by Willie Boepple February 17, 2006
Huge fucking whore who is "passed around". Passed around- hoe who sucks everyone's dick. She swallows a lot of cum, of course, and has a nasty attitude.
by huntzits January 31, 2017
The person at you job that is totally useless. No matter what he or she does it accomplishes nothing. The pinnacle of uselessness, not specifically laziness, because very motivated or hard working people can be useless. Guzzling cum behind a dumpster will give their life more meaning.
by GeoMunkee March 30, 2011
A stupid ass bitch that does not wanna keep her hands to herself...and has sex with almost anything. Maybe even a teddy bear...
Random girl: *Has sex with horse in public*
Random girl (again): *Moans really loud*
Me: WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE DOING?!?!
My Best Friend: I don't know...But she's being a Cum-Guzzling-Butt-Slut.
Me: ...
Me: Should we call the Animal Abuse Hotline? Or...
My best friend: Nah...Just leave her alone...
Me: okay then...
Me and my best friend: * Backs away slowly*
Random girl: *Passes out*
Me: Is she dead
My best friend: ...
My best Friend: Let's just run and call the cops
Me: Good idea!
The End...
Random girl (again): *Moans really loud*
Me: WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE DOING?!?!
My Best Friend: I don't know...But she's being a Cum-Guzzling-Butt-Slut.
Me: ...
Me: Should we call the Animal Abuse Hotline? Or...
My best friend: Nah...Just leave her alone...
Me: okay then...
Me and my best friend: * Backs away slowly*
Random girl: *Passes out*
Me: Is she dead
My best friend: ...
My best Friend: Let's just run and call the cops
Me: Good idea!
The End...
by Natalie da nut December 9, 2019
Cum guzzling gutter slut monkey is a phrase that describes women in particular. It means that the woman described loves to give guys head and when they cum she swallows it. The woman is also as disgusting as the gutters ,aka slums, that you may find her in. This woman is also known to go through many men or even get paid to give heead. On the other hand this woman is also as ugly as a monkey.
Guy 1: Hey bro, you see that girl over there?
Guy 2: Yeah man. Why?
Guy 1: I hear she is a cum guzzling gutter slut monkey.
Guy 2: Really, well she must give good head. But why is she here?
Guy 1: She must be lost.
Guy 2: Yeah man. Why?
Guy 1: I hear she is a cum guzzling gutter slut monkey.
Guy 2: Really, well she must give good head. But why is she here?
Guy 1: She must be lost.
by Blademaster5197 October 15, 2014