por el culo te la abrocho

Es una broma que nunca se hara vieja y nunca dejara de ser graciosa.

Persona:mierda tio, me han caío ocho asignaturas
Bromista:joder, ¿cuántas?
Persona:ocho
Bromista¡PUES POR EL CULO TE LA ABROCHO!!JAJAJAJAJAJAJA!!!!!

by Alguien español December 24, 2017

me limpia el culo con ella

A slang that Cubans use meaning literally "Wipe my ass with her." It is an extreme insult.

Personaje 1 : viva mexicanos! cubanos son mierda!
El Cubano : CIERRA TU CANAL!! ME LIMPIA EL CULO CON ELLA!!

by RPGonlinefrk February 17, 2008

Dio con il culo magnetico nella valle dei cazzi di ferro

A complex profanity in italian. It means litterally "God with a magnetic ass in the valley of the iron cocks". Used mostly for fun.

"Now, let's do a challenge for the funniest profanity!"
"Ok, i'll begin: Dio con il culo magnetico nella valle dei cazzi di ferro!"
"Ahahaha that was cool!"

by Albytheway May 7, 2015

Jesús, ¿por qué te comiste ese coño de burro? ¿no puedes tener suficiente culo en tu propio puto?

THE SPANISH VERSION OF THIS

Jesus, why did you eat that donkey pussy? Can't you have enough ass on your own fucking?

Sir, you have your own boobs! Why are you licking the donkey's nipple?
That donkey dick seems to be evasive! What with the donkey that ate you in the ass!
Faggot
Sucking another guy's pussy

BLACK GUY: YALL MUTHAFUCKA IS GAY

SPANISH STUDENT: Jesús, ¿por qué te comiste ese coño de burro? ¿no puedes tener suficiente culo en tu propio puto?

¡ Señor, tiene sus propias tetas! ¿por qué Lames el pezón del burro?
¡ esa pija de burro parece ser evasiva! ¡ Qué con el burro que te comió en el culo!
Maricón
Chupar el coño de otro chico

BLACK GUY: DANG NIGGA LOL

by weedhead11111111111111111 February 28, 2018

cipolla culo

Translated from Italian to mean "Onion ass." Basically it's an ass so fine, it makes you want to cry

man 1: Hey bro, did you see Maria last night? Damn that girl has a cipolla culo!

man 2: Tell me about it, I tear up at just the thought of it!

by the_lynx_effect September 6, 2015

Culo dust

When two men have anal sex and the one bottoming shits on the tops dick and the top wipes it off with his shirt

“Damn baby boy you got your Culo dust on my dick, let me wipe it off with my shirt”

by Youmomishot.org… cp June 12, 2022

taci culo

a fucking emo boy he’s a shit. he don’t care about his ex “semi-gf”. yeah i was his semi-gf and that was so frustrating, he ruined me

“hey look there is a shit!”
“yeah it looks like taci culo!”

by letettonegrandi November 22, 2021