Small town founded by german dude.
One the only places left in the world with a non-alcoholic Octoberfest.
Only teen hang outs are wal-mart parking lot and/or heritage park.
One the only places left in the world with a non-alcoholic Octoberfest.
Only teen hang outs are wal-mart parking lot and/or heritage park.
"hey man wanna stop in cullman tonight? it's the only dry county for miles... no wait... more like states!!!"
by LoRie D July 12, 2008
The most 'uplifting' place in the world. Nothing says America like this corrupt Catholic small town where you can't skate and metal is the devil
by Adust destroyer of feels October 4, 2015
The home of losers that beat the shit out of people because they are that unhappy with themselves. The place where people can beat their significant other and only see a 24 hour hold. Aka. The definition of loserville. You can be a felon and have a gun in your possession in this little piece of Alabama. Just know. The people that care will always have whoever you hurts back.
Dude 1 - Cullman county is full of losers
Dude 2 - yeah I know. I need to move. The pill heads are out of control and everyone thinks it’s okay to beat their significant other
Dude 1 - dats tru der boy now ya ought to pack yur shit and leave town before someone finds out
Dude 2- I’m out of here. Y’all are a bunch of crazy fucking assholes
Dude 2 - yeah I know. I need to move. The pill heads are out of control and everyone thinks it’s okay to beat their significant other
Dude 1 - dats tru der boy now ya ought to pack yur shit and leave town before someone finds out
Dude 2- I’m out of here. Y’all are a bunch of crazy fucking assholes
by Ifukedyourbitch January 11, 2019
"Wake up, James!"
"What? Where am I? Stop walking around Cullman!"
or
"Are you ok, Jason?"
"Sugar! Stop walking around Cullman!"
"What? Where am I? Stop walking around Cullman!"
or
"Are you ok, Jason?"
"Sugar! Stop walking around Cullman!"
by HappyHenry35 April 18, 2003