The Cuil is represented by the interrobang: ‽\
For further reading, search for "Cuil Theory".
1 Cuil: if you asked me for a hamburger, and I gave you a raccoon.
2 Cuils: If you asked me for a hamburger, but it turns out I don't really exist. Where I was originally standing, a picture of a hamburger rests on the ground.
3 Cuils: You awake as a hamburger. You start screaming only to have special sauce fly from your lips. The world is in sepia.
To look for something, but to never find it, as with the search engine 'Cuil' (see below). 'John cuiled for the meaning of life other than 42'.
A search engine which gets everything wrong. 'Bob searched for "Cuil" on Cuil, but he found nothing.'
The opposite of "cool": lame, a failure.
Guy 1: <inaccuracy>
Guy 2: Where the hell did you get that from? Have you been going on Cuil again?
He tried to do research, but instead he found some cuil gay porn.
The term comes from the search engine Cuil designed by ex-Google employees, which frankly fails to do anything other then epically failing.
Cuil may not be able to search the interwebs, but can it run Crysis?
Jade: Yes, I got shit results from sites which had nothing to do with what I was looking for.