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An euphemism for the much cruder: fucker, sometimes: mother fucker
Leaving the Quick Stop market with his 12-pack, Elmer bid farewell to the doof at the register: 'See ya' later, copulator!'
copulator by Century25 December 7, 2012

copulatory imperative 

A term used to describe males of all species. This is the explanation as to why every man is a womanizer. It clarifies why men are constantly on the move, cannot entirely commit and are consistently unfaithful. In the movie, Someone Like You, Ashley Judd’s character explains that men are habitually on the quest for "the new cow" so they can fulfill their "copulatory imperative."

Like a voracious lion seeking lunch in the Sahara, guys want to spread their seed eternally. This powerful force causes them to seek out a new and different woman after they've slept with a perfectly wonderful one. Thus, men are innately barbaric and rest assured they will never be fully domesticated.
Baby girl, what was Donald D. thinking? You're amazing. Why would leave you and sleep with that naaasty hoe?

Oh, because he just couldn’t overcome his copulatory imperative.

copulatory 

relating to the act of copulating most commonly known as fucking or doing the deed.
The copulatory courtship consisted of flowers, expensive chocolate and three hoockers paid for the entire nights' stay.
copulatory by Ted Lewis December 28, 2003

Chubulator

A vending machine in schools responsible for chubbing up many youngsters.

Also a robust and comical type of person with bad hand eye coordination and spacial awarness - they chub around the place usually by accident.
Oh no here comes a chubulator! Quick lets move out the way before he bundles over to the vendor.
Chubulator by Karrde February 12, 2004

Cuckulator

A cute penis that does well in math.
Emma at the Human Resources got herself a new cuckulator, she is enjoying it at work!
Cuckulator by Anonymous 006 June 25, 2020

cuckulator

A mathematical device that determines the cuckness of a male feminist
Oh my cuckulator went off there's a male feminist somewhere . His level of cuckness is over 9,000