Cubic Hair

The vast quantities of hair found on Cuban genitals. Also known as cubes, this word originated from American government officials who inspected Cuban immigrants as they entered US borders.

Man in strip club: "Damn did you see all that pubic hair that stripper had"
Strippers father: "Excuse my daughter is Cuban so I would like it if you referred to her pussy hair as cubic hair."

Cubic Hair by Chest Cube March 1, 2009

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cubic hair

kyoo-bik hair When someone (male or female) has a ton of big, coarse, pubic hair. A 'cubic' foot of pubic hair. Also known as CUBES. noun.

Shit bleed. That honky muff last night had madd cubic hair. I had to ask for directions to just find my way out!

cubic hair by Richard L. Crosson Esquire December 3, 2007

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cubic hair

Stray hairs you find in an office cubicle.

I just moved my keyboard and found like 200 cubic hairs.

cubic hair by Captain Cubicle September 30, 2012

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cubicshare

Nice, awesome, fantastic. CubicShare is a comfortable and modern hourly rental space located in Hong Kong.

Can I book a meeting room in CubicShare?

cubicshare by CubicShare November 22, 2021

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cuckchair

Chair where the cuck sits on where he see how their girlfriend has sex with other men.

Come here, little beta! Sit down on the cuckchair

cuckchair by coolgirl999 January 17, 2026

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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