cloff prunking 

A practice whereby one person frangilates another's plimp. He or she gratifies the other party by smucktating them avially.

Why don't you ram it up your pimhole, you fusking cloff prunking shoatbag.

cloff prunking by Messist January 20, 2011

cloff prunker 

1. Whereby one person frangilates another's slimp
2. He or she gratifies the other person by smuctating them avially

Why don't you ram it up your pim-hole, you fusking cloff prunker

cloff prunker by my cheese baby August 19, 2006

coloffal 

1) An event or happening that is so screwed up it can only be defined as colossally awful.

2) A complete and total shit show

When the fryolator at work caught on fire, that was a giant coloffal

coloffal by Stinkie J April 5, 2016

cloffice 

noun: a former closet converted into office space

Chris: Didya hear Adam was promoted and moved out of the cubicle and into an office !

Al: Adam's got a cloffice...his boss converted the janitor's closet into an office.

cloffice by Goomba Al October 23, 2007

Cloffen

When you hear about something fake you’re cloffen; dead; shaking my head; crying; weak

All the rumors in school today got me cloffen.

Cloffen by LA88 September 26, 2017

Cloff 

To 'Cloff' is slang for 'to depart'. Thus, 'Cloffing' is 'departing' etc.

"I'll just cloff 'kay?"
"They were all cloffing!"

Cloff by turlaach January 10, 2008

Cloffice 

A closet, usually the janitors where co-workers go to have nooners and generally any sex in the office.

Hey did you here about Steve? Bob walked in on Debra and him having a nooner in the cloffice!

Cloffice by marching_baritone July 17, 2011