cryptorchism 

An abnormal physical condition, involving the male reproductive glands, or the 'testes' if you will. It tends to manifest itself during the first stages of sexual arousal. The erectile tissue of the penis becomes filled with blood, engorging the penis to a semi-flaccid state. The testes at this point are withdrawn into the body by the arteria testicularis, frustrating the blood absorption process of the penis. The penis violently contracts as a result, contusing itself severely at the base. The spasms will increase until the entire stem of the penis has become purple or black-and-blue in color. Despite the excruciating pain, seminal discharge will begin to leak out of the glans (penis tip).

It's recommended to pull back the testes immediately, despite the debilitating pain, to prevent further complications to the male reproductive organ, such as testicular torsion. (Where the blood supply to the testicle is cut off because of 'twists' in the spermatic cord.)

"Sorry mate, I'll be bedridden for the rest of the week. My penis cryptorchismed when I made a play for the ol' ball-and-chains. She wasn't too amused... the heartless sow. Can't even walk and the wench insists that I clean out the gutter. You got to love her at least for her lust of the family spear."

cryptorchism by Septic_Tank March 10, 2008

cryptorchid 

A developmental defect marked by the failure of the testes to descend into the scrotum.

cryptorchid by Anonymous October 26, 2003

cryptorchild 

a fucking awsome song by marilyn manson.

cryptorchild lyircs " prick your finger it is done the moon has now eclipse the sun
the angel has spread its wings the time has come for better things "

cryptorchild by cheetos whore [[akk]] December 10, 2008

Cryptorchid Chipmunk 

Ass-lancing schiz-ska band from West Virginia composed of a bunch of gay guys and a few lesbians. As my friend Kevo the Black Man would say, "DEY SO CRAZY MAAAN I DIDN EVEN BE KNOWIN WHAT I THINKIN!??!" Couldn't have said it better myself.

That band Cryptorchid Chipmunk is fucking weird.

Cryptorchid Chipmunk by Emily GM-Mapplethorpe September 8, 2005

Cryptorchidism 

1. When a male child is born with an undescended testicle.

2. A medical term Undropped balls.

Example #1:

Person one - "Hey does David Wilson have cryptorchidism?"

Person two - "No."

Example #2:

Doctor - "Sir, I'm afraid your baby has a condition called cryptorchidism, unfortunately he hasn't dropped a ball."

Father - "Looks like I can't name him David Wilson."

::Laughs all around::

Cryptorchidism by NY's finest September 12, 2013

cryptorchid 

An individual, usually a male, who lacks the male qualities of manliness

JD: He is such.a pansy, have his balls even dropped yet?
JB: He must be a cryptorchid.

cryptorchid by donjay March 7, 2017

cryptorchidism 

Cryptorchidism is a condition where the family jewels of one Paul Dejulio are not where they're supposed to be. Instead of making an appearance in the scrotum, they're hiding out somewhere else, like a game of hide-and-seek gone wrong. Paul might try to blame it on genetics or just bad luck, but really it's just a case of his boys being too shy to come out and play.

Unfortunately, Paul DeJulio was diagnosed with cryptorchidism during his routine checkup, and he may need to undergo surgery to correct the condition and ensure the healthy development of his testicles.

cryptorchidism by edpo February 16, 2023