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cryptopoetry

The art of hiding clues in seemingly normal poetry. Typically, there are a few key words (such as the first word on every line or every word that is capitalized) that string together to make another sentence with hidden meaning.
Someone, a Jon Doe,
Is wearing glasses,
Reading and studying cryptopoetry. Poring
Over the poem, he tries to find
Your clue, but it is too difficult. His
Shoulder slumps down in failure.
cryptopoetry by Pitmania April 21, 2008
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Cryptoloot 

Money, but it's not real, because it's in cryptocurrencies like Bitcoin, Ethereum, Dogecoin...
Now that I quit my job I've just been smoking weed, coding, and making cryptoloot.
Cryptoloot by Mr Modulus May 2, 2018

Cryptologic Linguist 

The smartest people in the Marine Corps, but still capable of being fuck stupid. Spend half of their enlistment learning a language that they may or may not use. Spend most of their time ordering food in target language at ethnic restaurants. Misses DLI, Compagnio's, and Duffy's. Usually drunk.
Grunt: You're a cryptologic linguist? Do you speak Islamic?
Cryptologic Linguist by 3rdman September 25, 2017

cryptopeneur

A person who sets up a financial technology business or businesses, taking on financial risks in the hope of profit.
Daaaaamn, look at that fool, he be killin' it as cryptopeneur king of cascadia!
cryptopeneur by __trumpet__ December 24, 2017

CryptoCompensating

to assume or call everyone a noob or pleb.
that OG is cryptocompensating, calling and assuming everyone of his followers is a noob or pleb.

Cryptohop 

Not in the urban dictionary

When you hop really high
Woah did you just see billy cryptohop
Cryptohop by Sweekner July 3, 2019

cryptopenis 

The less technical term for a flash drive
yo did you see how much he was able to load on his cryptopenis
cryptopenis by TacoKing34 April 27, 2021