The term "crypto native" is used as a noun and typically means one of two things:

1) A crypto native person can refer to someone who bought crypto before owning any other asset (stocks, bonds, etc.) in their life. It can also mean a person who is extremely familiar with crypto currencies and associated platforms and typically uses crypto currencies in their day to day life.

2. A crypto native business is a decentralized protocol that enables a function currently served by CeFi or tradFi. It can also refer to any business whose primary function involves cryptocurrencies.
Did you know that John has owned Bitcoin since 2011? He's a real crypto native.

Have you ever heard of Nansen AI? It's a crypto native AI company.

Coinbase is a crypto native business but their target audience isn't crypto native people.
by sky_stones November 5, 2021
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Phrase coined by Tucker Carlson to apparently mean someone who claims to be a stripper but is in reality a prostitute. According to Mr. Carlson it can be assumed that all strippers are in fact crypto-hookers. Also, according to his legal scholarship, such individuals offer less reliable evidence in courts of law and thus testimony from them should not be taken seriously even though they are under oath.
Tucker Carlson asserted that the testimony of a woman allegedly raped at an off-campus party hosted by members of the Duke University men's lacrosse team "is to be taken ... a little differently" from that of "an ordinary person" because she is "a crypto-hooker" who "hires herself out to dance naked in front of and ... sometimes sleep with ... strangers." From Media Matters
by daiglo April 24, 2006
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One who obtains crypto currency to help the poor.
" Crypto Bandito , It begins here my friends!" www.cryptobandito.com
by Crypto Bandito September 2, 2017
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Crypto enthusiasts who prey on people who are young in the crypto scene, taking advantage of them because they don't know any better
Swyftx are crypto pedos
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Someone who invests large sums of money into crypto-currencies, such as bitcoin, right before their values plummet.
Carl invested 5000$ into bitcoin the day before their stocks crashed, Carl is such a crypto-cuck.
by Gromitzy January 21, 2018
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Someone who either:
1. Is overweight, has a thin/ attractive face, but does a good job at hiding the fact that they are overweight (dark clothes, stripes, dresses).
2. Is of a relatively normal weight but is in the process of gaining weight.
3. Is of a relatively normal weight but has the genetic potential to gain weight (mother or father is overweight/obese).
Don't hook up with her, she's totally a Crypto-fat. She looks great in the dark but she hides her wide load well.
by Art Heej January 30, 2011
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One who hides "nerdy" interests while maintaing an outwardly "normal" appearance, esp. someone who one would not expect to pursue such interests, such as a jock. A crypto-geek would usually be embarassed if these interests were revealed to his or her main circle of associates.
I didn't realize John was a crypto-geek; who would have thought the captain of the football team plays Dungeons and Dragons?
by Matthew Lind July 7, 2005
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