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Crypto-fat 

Someone who either:
1. Is overweight, has a thin/ attractive face, but does a good job at hiding the fact that they are overweight (dark clothes, stripes, dresses).
2. Is of a relatively normal weight but is in the process of gaining weight.
3. Is of a relatively normal weight but has the genetic potential to gain weight (mother or father is overweight/obese).
Don't hook up with her, she's totally a Crypto-fat. She looks great in the dark but she hides her wide load well.
Crypto-fat by Art Heej February 19, 2011
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Crypto Fatique [cryptique] 

A state of mind whereby the amount of crypto news is causing drowsyness & sleepyness, usually goes away quickly following a spike in value.
"That dude is so powerful, he just went metro cryptique state. Came out flying. I don't know what happened at the end of that metro trip." Crypto Fatique cryptique causing a downer, spike in value caused an upper.

cryptofantasist 

Person who says they hate fantasy but seem to have read and seen a good deal of fantasy fiction and film.
"Paul spent all day complaining what a terrible writer Tolkien was and how he can never finish any of his books, but then loaned me Lloyd Alexander's Chronicles of Prydain and said they're a must read. What a cryptofantasist!"
cryptofantasist by Mr Yellovich August 18, 2014

Cryptomath

When creatives help generate revenue from the sales of math NFTs for nonprofits to fight world hunger, poverty, and innumeracy around the world.
Ian wants his success in cryptomath to inspire more artists and educators to creatively use math to help raise the mathematical proficiency or quantitative literacy of their fellow citizens.
Cryptomath by Fasters June 2, 2023
A guy who goes out of his way to not appear gay. This usually backfires. He can be gay or straight.
Vinny is a cryptofag just look at his car.
Cryptofag by EsonBoy June 9, 2020

CRYPTONATION 

A man or women who is very smart and intelligent if your smart you will switch your religion to crypto nation!
FRIEND- DID YOU SEE CRYPTO?

ME- FUCK YEAH CRYPTONATION BABY!
CRYPTONATION by Anonymous9173 November 27, 2020

Cryptobating 

When the meme lords demand that you stare at your laptop to watch your investment in various crypto currencies go up and down, as one is lulled to believe they are a savvy day trader and will one day make millions off speculative trading 10 years too late.
"Man, I was up all night cryptobating to Dogecoin after Elon mentioned it in a tweet!" - Jason, your neighbor who also owns 0.00001 bitcoin
Cryptobating by Bredbored February 15, 2021