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The act of taking a crap while typing away on your laptop.
With only minutes left to finish typing his report, Mark's stomach requests him to rid of the spicy thai food he ate earlier. In an attempt to soothe both neccesities, Mark takes his laptop to the bathroom, shuts the stall door, drops trosser, opens the laptop and sphincter muscle, and continues to cryping away.
cryping by ©m® May 5, 2006
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Crying Chair

The saddest part in the thousand of decrepit 'flats' and 'apartments' scattered throughout Ireland. A place where a person of little money or living space goes to weep for eternity.
There the prerequisite crying chair so this apartment must be shit
Crying Chair by scoobydoobydoobydoo September 19, 2012

crying in a cool way 

the hit song 'sign of the times' by Harry Edward Styles occasionally makes harry cry while performing, but in a cool way !
HAROLD: my eyes are sweating. i'm like crying in a cool way.
crying in a cool way by gigi rose September 8, 2020

crying lightning 

When someone begins crying suddenly and has- seemingly- not much reason behind doing so. It's typically to gain sympathy via shock and awe.
She whipped out the old crying lightning on me when I tried to break up with her
crying lightning by BBwings March 29, 2016

Crying in the Club 

Means you’re getting sad or upset somewhere you should generally be happy, like the club
He’s got me crying in the club right now
Crying in the Club by orcngesoda November 22, 2018

crying child 

The cute little kid of fnaf 4 that we all love ,the son of William afton and younger brother of Michael afton and Elizabeth afton

He died after being shoved into fredbear's mouth in an attemp of His brother trying ti prank hin
The crying child Is being stalked by His weird pshycic friend Fredbear,who Is a plush...
crying child by Thatcrybaby April 30, 2020

cryingoverniki

Leader of the cryingover cult #1 niki stan and creates good content
Do you know cryingoverniki? I wish i had a username like them
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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