cryfest 

a social gathering in which one watches movies. typically including but not limited to hairspray, insidious, and mamma mia 2. also where one eats corn dogs, listens to the star spangled banner why whitney houston, and cries on the kitchen floor.

bro today was so awful. i need a cryfest.

cryfest by notsarah September 18, 2019

Athena Cykes 

An adorable, spunky, yet underrated defense attorney from the Ace Attorney series. Has a necklace named Widget and is able to detect hidden emotions.

Apollo: Come check out this update on the autopsy, Athena. It could be crucial to our client's innocence.
(Athena Cykes)

Athena Cykes by MMamjjfjkjmarjkjdsfjskjf September 7, 2017

Crikes 

A shocked emotion, normally in a stressfull situation involving a large challenge ahead

*Comes accross a big willy* "oh crikes"
*Comes accross a big hill* "CRIKES"

Crikes by Yaz Taylor May 16, 2019

blimeny crikes 

Well, being an englishman myself I have never really come across this one, it sounds like an expression Dick Van Dyke might of used well he attempted to murder the English accent in Mary Poppins. The proper wording should be something like....

"corr blimey, did you see that..that squirrel ran over that car."

blimeny crikes by Nathaniel Jones November 7, 2003

Cryker 

Stripper Butt Crack

The dirtiest thing in the world is money.. you never know how many crykers it's touched.

Cryker by xoxo.gossip.girl. June 12, 2011

crynese 

the language that is spoken in mid-sob, usually random blurts of words that, together, do not make sense

1: ooh waaa! hot dog ahh! why she have to-- waaa! i hate-- ahhh! that chinese-- waaah!

2: lady! i cant understand you, your speaking crynese!

crynese by tree meister June 19, 2011

cryke

a "crazy dyke"

can also be used "CRYKEY!" as an exclamatory phrase when observing crazy dyke behavior
not to be confused with the dearly missed steve irwin's "CRIKEY"

"omg, you're being such a cryke rn, but..... this is why i love you!!"
"CRYKEY!! YOU BAD BITCH!!!"

cryke by yolpie August 16, 2017