crusty potato

A turd that has suffered prolonged exposure to the sun, resulting in white discoloration.

Son: " This rock taste like shit'"
Dad:" Congrats son you just ate your first crusty potato!"

by GozUnlimited July 3, 2016

When you take a crap on a pillow and smear a person's face around in it. Then you force the person to let it harden on their face.

Dude, I don't think i can sleep in a bed anymore, that crusty potato ruined it for me.

by sshhaawwttaayyy January 6, 2010

Crusty Potato

When you stick you crusty toe into the homo-sapiens mouth while they are asleep.

My cousin Zac gave my other cousin Steven a Crusty Potato.

by nunya May 13, 2005

The guy eats out the girl while she's on her period. He lets the blood dry on his face, then peels off the 'crusty potato.'

I wonder if that guy knows he forgot to peel his crusty potato?

by SirDumpsalot January 3, 2009

by CDog821 June 22, 2016