crusty crotch

when a vast amount of semen is projectiled towards your pubic area and left to dry up.

yeah i blew all over her pussy she didn't wipe it up, in the morning she had a crusty crotch

crusty crotch by endlessnameless February 3, 2010

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Crusty Crouch

A sexual act of cumming on a woman's vagina she then let's it get flakey you then lay on a bed as she squats over your face. The woman then shakes her hips letting cum flakes gracefully land on your face.

Last night my wife crusty crouched me it was a team effort but the reward was a crusty face

Crusty Crouch by UwU crust July 20, 2019

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Potato Chip Crotch Crust

The layers of discharge that build up in a girls panties and flakes off.

After a long day out and about, Erin had built up some serious potato chip crotch crust.

Potato Chip Crotch Crust by nothin-nice July 2, 2007

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crotch crust

On laundry day, the milky white flaky powder found in the crotch of a particularly sexual young lady.

I perused the assortment of pretties in her laundry basket, finding crotch crust in her panties.

crotch crust by Alan October 1, 2004

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crustcrotchment

When you put your hand down a nasty girls pants and can't get your fingers in due to crustcrotchment.

Her crustcrotchment was thick enough to float a bottle cap on.

crustcrotchment by cocolpetzeretcolpetzer May 6, 2018

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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