crusty boot 

The used condom you find when you wake up in the morning after a drunken porkfest. The crusty boot can be found in the bed, on the floor, up your ass/vag, or even in the refrigerator or other unlikely location. A condom which has fecal matter or blood on the outside of it could be considered extra crusty.

I pulled a crusty boot out of my asshole when I woke up today- Man I must have been shitfaced last night.

crusty boot by JC4556 June 19, 2007

booty crust 

N. The outcome of when one can no longer hold in their feces and uncontrollibly sharts whilst sitting. In an attempt to hide it just lets it stay and hopes noone notices. After a while the squished feces crusts over leaving a hard misshapen lump of poop stuck to your back side.

Expression: Used to express intence anger, dissapointment and/or denial.

I'd better clean this up if I don't want to deal eith booty crust later.

That's booty crust! I didn't do that!

booty crust by Lilblacboy April 16, 2014

rank stank booty crust

The state of being offensive to one or more of the human senses.

Dude, I gots wit dat hoe back up in my crib last night. This mornin', in the light, I saw her thong....she gots some RANK STANK BOOTY CRUST.

rank stank booty crust by Violated Centaur March 9, 2005

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012