A term coined by Canadian divorced streamer Félix 'xQc' Lengyel.

To be a cruster is to only care about superficial things in life, one that has no foundation to build their opinion on.

The type of person to lack a 'core', an inner value.
Octavius: Haha wow this video is so bad, it only has 40.000 views
Chadley: You are such a cruster, get professional help.
by exqueueseael January 26, 2023
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shooting one's load in a female's eye while she sleeps. when she awakes, her eye is crusted over and it can't be opened.
by Anonymous March 19, 2003
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Anyone over the age of 60. Old person.
That cruster was driving so damn slow.
by Ty-chan September 25, 2009
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The art of sniffing the crotch of a pair of panties taken from the dirty clothes hamper, jerking of and cumming in the crotch of them. Primarily means rooting through the dresser drawer of a womans clean panties, jerking off on the crotch and then folding them back up and putting them back.
I was at my buddies house at a party and they werent paying attention. His old ladies a pretty hot broad. I went int thier room and opened her dresser drawer, snagged a sweet looking pair of thongs and hit the bathroom. They were clean so I was a Panty Cruster and put them back. I wonder if she ever noticed before she put them on.
by The Cornhole King January 8, 2005
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When you feel like you are trying to shit a bowling ball covered in glass shards out your ass. A result of severe dehydration and poor diet.
No more keg parties braaaaahhh. My ass can't handle the dry crusters any more
by Eaton Holgoode March 7, 2017
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When you take one of your dad’s highly expensive and exceptionally comfortable Cervelt dress socks and use it for your crusty old wank sock stored under your bed.
Honey where’s the mate to my new Cervelt socks? These were $1,500. Check under our son’s bed. If he’s doing a Cervelt cruster I’m going to beat his ass.
by Dick Onchin September 28, 2020
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