lowkey crushin

When you secretly have a crush on someone and don't wanna tell anyone

I'm lowkey crushin on my friends brother but I'm scared to tell her😢

by ima_shygirl1023 October 25, 2015

crushin' softies

Is a term of art used to describe a methodology employed by the US Military in an effort to siphon out homosexuals from service in response to the apparent lack of success of federal statute 10 U.S.C. § 654, or more commonly referred to as the "Don't ask, Don't tell" policy. If a male serving in any military branch is suspected of engaging in homosexual activity, they will be called before there superior officer and asked to crush softies with one of there peers. To "crush" the suspected gay will pull out his penis and press it against the penis of his crushing partner. The idea is that the male's penis will remain flaccid and non-erect when pressed against the other male's wiener if he straight, thus proving his true sexuality. However if his penis becomes erect (a boner), the male has failed the test, and undoubtedly likes to sex other males in the fanny, thus precluding him from further military service. (Other words/phrases synonymous with the test include: "the crush game", "bumpin' soft-dick", "hamin' sandies" and "Captain Crunchin"). A similar test has been used to target homosexual females, known as "crushin' tits", however results are generally understood as unreliable due to varying room temperatures and the fact that no one cares if hoes wanna scissor each other.

Soldier: "Lieutenant Nilbog I've got some serious news. Private Johnson just got walked in on making a spinach dip in a loaf of sourdough bread and listening to Coldplay!"

Lieutenant: "Holy fuck. Go get Johnson immediately and bring him in here. You two are gonna be crushin' softies till we get to the bottom of this."

by General Goblincock April 14, 2010

Russian Crushin

One who crushes Russians, preferably sexually.

Andrew: What were you doing in that physics room?

Phil: Ummmm nothing...

Andrew: You were Russian Crushin!

by therussian_crusher May 10, 2011

Crushin' it in the mix

A style of DeeJaying where you admit to being openly Gay, playing a Hollywood style of Mashups, hipster music, throw back 80's & Sabrina "boys"

References Dj Stonerokk, Dj AM, Dj, Roctakon, Dj EvilOne.

I crushed his Poopah, while he was Crushin' it in the mix .

by loverrrrr boyz April 17, 2007

Bone Crushin

Put it in her soft and listen to bones crackin as it gets hard

She's bone crushin material

by bodyshopboy July 18, 2008

totally crushin'

adj. cool, awesome, or kicks ass.

homestarrunner stuff. Strong Bad's cartoon of TEEN GIRL SQUAD, they say that they are totally crushin'.

I am totally crushin'!

by pyro05x June 29, 2004

Extreme Russian Crushin

Plunging your pole into the firm black hole of the abyss. This black hole preferably belongs to old Russians. Side effects normally include not being able to sit or walk for days, a headache, and a ten hour recovery period.

Phil: I can't walk man.

Andrew: Why can't you walk my friend.

Phil: I would rather not say...

Andrew: Oh no, not Extreme Russian Crushin!

by extremerussiancrushin June 6, 2011