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cruise control 

To be on cruise control means you are detached from the world: you glide through, paying limited or no attention to events which occur around you. You often stare into space. You may daydream, but most of the time you aren't really thinking about anything. You may feel lost even in familiar surroundings.
This can result from the break-up of a relationship, trouble within the family or the death of someone close to you.
It may involve drug use.

The term derives from the cruise control system on a car, which allows a specific speed to be set and regulated automatically by an onboard computer; the driver does not have to use the accelerator pedal
Ever since my brother killed himself, I've been totally out of it: I'm on cruise control.
cruise control by knights08 November 1, 2005
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cruise control 

Caps Lock is cruise control for cool.
Person 1: LOL U TK HIM 2 DA BAR?
Person 2: Even with cruise control, you still need to steer.

Cruise Control Swag 

When a person has so much swagger that they are even able to control the amount they exert to a needle point. If you poses cruise control swag you can put out just enough swag to:

1) make bitches want you
2) make bitches fight over you
3) pull bitches off of other dudes
4) make bitches do things for you without any of the extra fluff needed

People with cruise control swagger have hit such a high level of "pimping" that they no longer even put a thought into what they are doing, it just comes natural.

A person with cruise control swag would also be known as a swag surfer
Pekelo went to a party after three days of not sleeping, rolling, and in a bad mood, he still pulled three numbers due to his cruise control swag.

Joey - "Lets get some bitches mayne"
Pekelo - "What u grinnin bout dawg"
Joey - "We gonna pull out that cruise control swag nigga, these bitches ain't even gonna see the shit comin"
Pekelo - "pimp out loud my nigga"
Cruise Control Swag by Cushuito January 22, 2010

Tom Cruise Control 

Usually happens during a two person group. One person will get stuck doing all the work. While the other slacks off and plays Tap Tap Revolution 3 on his iPhone.
Dude 1: "Fuck man, I got stuck with that guy again."

Dude 2: "Who him? Yeah, total tool man. He usually nods off and goes into Tom Cruise Control."
Tom Cruise Control by highbear March 21, 2010

tom cruise control 

when you lock into tom cruise control you are in the most focused yet chill mood ever you are unstoppable and insanely cool
"did you see Al Pacino in heat?"
"yeah I did he locked inn tom cruise control"

cruise control creeping 

the act of allowing an automobile to approach the car ahead because the driver has set his cruise control but is not paying attention to traffic conditions. the noun form of the phrase is "cruise control creeper."
while driving down a two-lane country road, i noticed in my rear view mirror a large foreign sedan approaching my car from behind. his speed was almost the same as mine, just a little quicker, so his approach was pretty slow. still, he kept on getting closer, until i could no longer see his front bumper. suddenly, just as i thought he was going to ram me, he swerved left and passed me at a rapid pace, glaring at me as he passed. he left me behind at the same slow rate as he approached me. i figured he was cruise control creeping, because he was gabbing on a cell phone. to avoid becoming a cruise control creeper myself, i reset my own cruise control and let the other car go about his merry way. after i flipped him off.

Cruise Control 

When you run down the street while pissing on the wall/fence.
Hey dawg, I dare you to cruise control.

Okey dokey, homes, I'll try not to make the walls too wet!