Crunkely 

A general feeling of illness, crappiness, or complete and utter shite.

"David didn't want to go to the party with his friends because he felt so crunkely."

Crunkely by Crunkmaster 3000 January 5, 2021

crunkity 

to be very drunk. Most often a state a inebriation that you can't hide but might think you can, especially from parents.

Did you see George when he came home?
Yeah he was swaying side to side real bad. His mom totally caught him.

Yeah, he got pretty crunkity.

crunkity by ridgeraccoon December 17, 2009

Crunkely 

A general feeling of malaise, feeling awful, or just downright shite.

"I don't want to go to the party. I am feeling crunkely today."

Crunkely by Crunkmaster 3000 January 5, 2021

Crunket 

The (often sweaty) part of the man's anatomy that is located in between the bollucks and the ring-hole. Usually home to sparsely populated and wiry black pubes.

I was getting head off Pamela Anderson when all of a sudden she started licking my crunket, I started to giggle and then laughed when I let a wet stinky one go on her chin.. she just smiled and said "Oh your so funny".

Crunket by Meefa October 29, 2005

crunkey munkey 

a munkey which is crunkey, if you are to come across a munkey that is crunkey approach with caution, and prepare to get funkey. better back up yo trunkey coz that munkey love humpey

man dat crunkey munkey got ass

crunkey munkey by ballsman69 July 24, 2011

Crunkeyed 

Someone or something that is out of place or doesn't fit in because something is goofy looking or sounding about that person/thing

Jimmy is so crunkeyed because he has three fingers

Crunkeyed by Brett the great NCG October 26, 2016