Having a cry a dump and a wank all at the same time
He was so dissappointed with his exam results that he went home for a crunk
by woolycock July 15, 2010
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The genre of music that single-handedly killed hip-hop. With its annoying high pitched synths and snapping sounds, it took unoriginality in hip hop to a whole new level. Most crunk lyrics are repetitive and stupid, and considering how bad this genre was, its popularity died out very soon.
If you fall up in the club
And them niggas wanna mug
When you step up to they face
What they gon' do (Shit!!!)

If you fall up in the club
And them hoes start acting up
When you step up to them hoes
What they gon' do (Shit!!!)

What they gon' do (Shit!!!) 8X
-Lil Jon

Those lyrics were either written by a 5 year old, or Lil Jon wrote them on his way to the studio while his blood-alcohol content was 0.85. No knowledge as to how he survived that. Maybe that's what happens when you "get crunk" all the time.
by RLHipHop September 14, 2013
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when under the influence of both ganja and alcohol, one can describe themselves as "crunk"
taken from the Busta Rhymes song "Break ya neck" -
And we get a little High
And we get a little Drunk
And we get a little Crunk
by alfalfa January 10, 2005
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The word crunk doesn't mean to get drunk and/or high, all these people sayin' that are wrong. It's like gettin' buckwild n goin' crazy to loud music.
Man that party was off the chain last night yo!

Yeah no doubt that shit was crunk!

by Dr. Shive June 7, 2007
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The word was introduced in the entertainment industry via "The Conan O'Brien Show". A segment that was shown on the show inserted the word "crunk" into songs that had a word dubbed out. The word was created to be a clean dirty word.
Alanis Morrisette's song "You Ought to Know" dubbed out the word "down" in the phase, "I would go *down* on you in a theater". With the word crunk inserted, the new phrse became "I would go *crunk* on you in a theater".
by Crunk Master C February 4, 2005
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buck-wild
Get crunk in dis muthafucka, drunk in dis muthafucka... Lil' Jon & Tha Eastside Boyz-Uhh Ohh
by Jdogg03 October 22, 2003
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To get crazy drunk. Base words Crazy, and drunk.
Fuck man, I got totally crunked last night.
by Owen B. Ray November 5, 2003
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