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1.
Being in a state of anger, rage, or just frustrated to the point of one scrunching up their face or sneering or yelling.
1. Bob - Yo, you see what happened when Jim turned over the ball?

Bill - Yeah. That dude was crunched as hell.

2. I was about to call my friend for a ride home when I realized I left my cell at home. I was so crunched
by Lulz On Parade January 29, 2009
 
2.
To be heavily intoxicated
"Damn I am fucking crunched right now"
by Sir Tali October 30, 2007
 
3.
The act of becoming intoxicated; Getting drunk; being drunk
Damn dude I was so crunched last night I stole a street sign.
by jrm369 May 03, 2010