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crumpler 

A technical term used in the toilet paper industry to describe a person who crumples the toilet paper into a ball before cleansing themselves. Opposite of a folder.
Man 1: How do you wipe your ass?
Man 2: Oh, I'm a crumpler.
crumpler by thecrumpler July 2, 2006
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crumble pussy

An insult used to define someones dry, crumbly vagina.
Cammie is such a crumble pussy, I can't believe Sam likes her.
crumble pussy by Brock Hot Ass August 17, 2016

Crumbledome 

Ibrox Park home of Rangers Fc.
Rangers very public fall from grace has resulted in the once proud Club being reduced to a pile of rubble by years of mis management and denial.
Will the Crumbledome be open next week?
Will the Crumbledome be sold off after the tax case?

May Your Cornbread Crumble 

A phrase used to bid farewell. Used among friends only, and indicates a hope that the sweet parts of life blend with the rest.
Charlie: Ok, I'll see you tomorrow!
Peter: Sounds great man, may your cornbread crumble!

paradox-absorbing crumple zones 

What Robot Santa's head was built with in Futurama
Leela: Consider this. You destroy those you deem to be naughty, but many of those you destroy are, in fact, nice. Therefore, you are naughty and must destroy yourself.

Robot Santa: Nice try, but my head was built with paradox-absorbing crumple zones.

Crumplemore 

How To Pronounce: ker-ank-el-more

Someone who tells one chat/call they'll be right back leaves for the rest of the day in another chat/call.
Wow he said he'd be right back but i see him in the Gamers R Us discord, what a Crumplemore.
Crumplemore by Roobert String April 18, 2018