by Yllom.gollom February 4, 2016
Penis Crumpet:
When one ejaculates from their erect penis so hard, it shrivels and flattens. This will only occur when overstimulation takes place, after many orgasms.
When one ejaculates from their erect penis so hard, it shrivels and flattens. This will only occur when overstimulation takes place, after many orgasms.
by Dr. Digbick September 29, 2018
When a girl does her hair up in Princess Leia buns and she fellates you and a friend until you both jizz on the buns.
by Bigjoe22?? December 30, 2022
The act of shitting out the digested remains of a crumpet, placing it on one’s hand, and slapping one in the genitals until they orgasm uncontrollably leaving them paralysed.
by Scousebirdcoleen October 10, 2019