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1 definition by
Scousebirdcoleen
Crumpet crippler
The act of
shitting out
the digested remains of a
crumpet
, placing it on one’s hand, and
slapping
one in the genitals until they orgasm uncontrollably leaving them paralysed.
Steve,
I’m horny
.
Give me
a
crumpet crippler
.
by
Scousebirdcoleen
October 10, 2019
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