crumpage
when a man sits down and the trouser material around his groin bunches up to make like a front wedgie
crumpage by Sam Anthony Rogers May 10, 2008
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Crumplage
The quantifiable amount of crumpling that had been accumulated on a specific object. This object generally consists of fabrics such as paper or cloth.
Crumplage by Immaturename March 26, 2019
Queef clumpage
Most commonly found in women sixty years or older, years of wear and tear of the vagina causes sacs to form within the vagina. Frequently found due to poor vaginal hygiene, queef clumpage is an exoplasmic substance that forms in the vaginal sacs. If not cleaned out, the clumpage comes out during sex with a violet color that smellslike a rotting pygmy goat.
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Clumpage
An unsightly concentration of people in one location that leads to visual confusion or consternation, from the original "clump" signifying things sticking together in a messy or problematic way. Used to suggest an appalling lack of spatial awareness. The word is typically used by highly educated and well-trained theatre directors in contemporary musical theatre productions staged in Shellharbour to signal when cast are engaged in perpetrating an unspeakable visual assault upon the sense of an audience by sticking too closely to one another, rather than spreading out to fill a stage, space or set.
The first use of the word was observed in the ancient writings of theatrical mystic Nora Honeyharn in her 12th century text, "Ten Fundamentals in the Rules of Blocking". It became common usage during amateur theatre productions of Les Miserables in which whole choruses are routinely found to engage in merciless clump age, usually while "marching" backwards and forwards and holding flags.
Clumpage is widely considered the root of all theatrical evil.
The first use of the word was observed in the ancient writings of theatrical mystic Nora Honeyharn in her 12th century text, "Ten Fundamentals in the Rules of Blocking". It became common usage during amateur theatre productions of Les Miserables in which whole choruses are routinely found to engage in merciless clump age, usually while "marching" backwards and forwards and holding flags.
Clumpage is widely considered the root of all theatrical evil.
"Spread out and stop that clumpage."
Clumpage by Nora Honeyharn November 10, 2013
crampage
Guy 1: Did you see that? Your girl just hockey checked that chick, and then smashed through a wall. Dude, she was screaming like a bull and her veins were almost popping off all over.
Guy 2: Yeah, she's got pms, and she's on one of her crampages again
Guy 2: Yeah, she's got pms, and she's on one of her crampages again
crampage by Crunchyness February 1, 2008