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Crumblasted 

When someone goes all in while drinking alcohol or smoking marijuana so much so that they become shit faced.
Dude, I am going to get so fucking crumblasted tonight.
Crumblasted by Shiftedshit January 1, 2018
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Crumbolpuff 

Le crumbolpuff est une épice québécoise qui a une saveur délicieuse et un goût légèrement fumé. Popularisé par le site web Chez P-A Le terme est également utilisé dans le slang québécois pour définir quelqu'un qui est légèrement "gossant".
Personne 1: Ah, t'as tu parlé à Walter hier?
Personne 2: C'te crumbolpuff là? Non, il m'a trop gossé la dernière fois...
Crumbolpuff by 8K Deathy October 24, 2023
wife is on the rag.......thus I have cumbola
cumbola by The Basturd Child September 13, 2010

Crumbulant 

Being somewhat stupid; slightly idiotic
Jess: I completely forgot to mail those letters yesterday

Jane: You’re so crumbulant
Jess: I forgot to reply to my friends too
Jane: Exactly
Crumbulant by BoredApe68420 February 2, 2024

Crumbogamous 

A person (usually a man) who gives you just enough emotional attention to keep you hoping—while simultaneously dragging you down with their unprocessed trauma, mood swings, and chronic under-functioning.
They breadcrumb you with affection, texts, and vague promises,
then bog you down with emotional weight, guilt, and confusion.
“He sent me a heart emoji after ignoring me for 5 days, then dumped his mom drama on me. He’s so crumbogamous.”
Crumbogamous by Sophibonacci August 1, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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