them crumblies 

When you have crumbs all over your mouth, facial hair, shirt, snuggie, or other body area and/or clothing.

*crunch crunch crunch* ... them crumblies

them crumblies by Nerdy Dave November 10, 2010

crumblies

Another word to call old people. Crumblies is the funniest word to ever call old people.

Me: "Whoa! Look at those crumblies!"
Crumblies: "why we outta catch you and kik ur arse!"

crumblies by CoCoNutBongoMan November 16, 2005

Totes Them Crumblies 

Absolutely, without a doubt, yes.

Do I want to be surrounded by kittens while also being handed a million dollars? Totes them crumblies, fam.

Totes Them Crumblies by justtryingtomakeapointhere July 18, 2018

Crumblies

Left-overs of weed when you have no nugz (nuggets) left. Often found by searching your usual smoke spot for scraps and other left-overs of marijuana.

Dude! We're out of dank! Lets search the car for some crumblies, quick!

Crumblies by Steve Burg April 27, 2006

Crumblies

Multiple clusters of crumbs often resulting from a single messy source.

The brown sugar topping my co-workers coffee cake is leaving a trail of crumblies back to my cube.

Crumblies by ReRuCo September 25, 2009

Crumblies

The bottom portion of a platter from Long John Silver's. The best and most Yarr-Gasmic Portion of the meal

"Yarr! those Crumblies just gave me a Yarr-Gasmin!!"

Crumblies by Dantesting March 18, 2009

TP crumblies 

TP crumblies occur when women fail to evolve to proper, current hygiene standards and continue to use the archaic, unsanitary practice of toilet paper whipping (instead of a bidet), subsequently leaving trails of moist toilet paper balls scattered from clit to b-hole for their unfortunate male counterparts to find during conolingus.

I went down on Jackie last night, and there were TP crumblies all over the place.

TP crumblies by Noah Balboa September 4, 2015