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Cruisazy 

Crazy, but not just ordinary crazy...Tom Cruise crazy.
Dude, you're acting cruisazy!
Cruisazy by TomKat Cruise August 4, 2005
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AKA Toyota Land Cruiser. The worlds toughest trail tackling machine. It is commonly referred to as a jeep but it will basically eat a jeep for lunch and keep on going up the trail.
I saw that Cruizah pull 3 stuck heeps out of a mud pit all at once and then he went on his way.
Cruizah by J25 September 8, 2005
A Caribbean cruise that includes Barenaked Ladies and group naked photos.
You never know what's going to happen on the cruiz-ah! (Exaggerated form of cruizah)
cruizah by Kinch_BNL January 13, 2009

Cruisazy 

To know something utterly and completely, THAT NO ONE ELSE KNOWS. It is the most EXTREME form of self-righteousness, usually brought on by a chemical imbalance in the brain.
"There is no such thing as a chemical imbalance." Said Tom Cruise in response to a Matt Lauer interview question about Brooke Shields.

"Obviously unaware of his OWN cerebral chemical imbalance, Tom Cruise demonstrated what it means to be Cruisazy today, during his interview with Matt Lauer, stating there is no such thing. Apparently, only he knows things the rest of us do not. He HAS done the research."
Cruisazy by CLYNCHMOB October 1, 2005

Cruishank 

When you cheat on your girlfriend many times
John is a bit of a Cruishank
Cruishank by The King Prawn February 11, 2021

cruisaissance 

Since Ghost Protocol, which is widely considered the beginning of Cruisaissance, Old Cruise has almost entirely avoided dramas or comedies in favor of kicking ass and taking names.
cruisaissance by mifoere November 4, 2020