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The cotton from the end of a q-tip previously used for filtering black tar heroin and other drugs.
"Hey Jim!" "Let me get that crusty old crudtit so i can wash it and shoot that shit up!"

"Bro FUCK! I've lost my last crudtit and I dont have any smack!"
Crudtit by TRVPHLPPY April 6, 2017
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Crueterion cruets Cruetry Cretin Cruel cretard crete cruft creet Creetch
Overwhelming grit and grime. An aspect used to describe tasteless muck. Commonly an attribute of anything in an overly saturated market. If static had a personality it would be this.
"I stood up too fast. Now I'm in the crethe's world."

"Crethean garments have taken hold of high fashion and low income art communities across the world."
crethe by grunderbungel February 10, 2020

Cretin/kretin

A cretin is a person that is stupid and has done something of significant stupidity. However it can be used as a general insult not the strongest of insults but still an under appreciated word
Can be used to describe a stupid action example:
" did you hear Jamie's gone and got chlamydia"
"What an absolute cretin/kretin "

animal cruelty 

Cruelty to animals, also called animal abuse or animal neglect, is the human infliction of suffering or harm upon non-human animals, for purposes other than self-defense or survival. More narrowly, it can be harm for specific gain, such as killing animals for food or for their fur, although opinions differ with respect to the method of slaughter. It usually encompasses inflicting harm for personal amusement .Diverging viewpoints are held by jurisdictions throughout the world. Laws concerning animal cruelty are designed to prevent needless cruelty to animals, rather than killing for other aims such as food, or they concern species not eaten as food in the country involved, such as those regarded as pets.
girls on facebook .sees a beaten dog
girl 1:OMG that puppy shouldnt be treated like that
girl 2 : that person should be dead .that is animal cruelty
girl 1: i know right

God's Cruel Joke 

"Ever notice all the tards have huge cocks. Man, God's cruel joke."
God's Cruel Joke by keifermail August 8, 2009
A cretbag is a person that does not fit in and are generally not liked. While these people may often be referred to as a dickhead or an absolute butt pirate, a better word to use would be a cretbag. Can be used plurally - 'cretbags' or 'crets' for short.
fuck me, look at those guys over there, they look like fuckin cretbags.
Cretbag by cret buster August 9, 2009