crapnado

A shitstorm, only taller, faster, more deadly, and possibly involving cows or cow dung.

One more assignment for this week and we'll have a serious crapnado on our hands.

crapnado by Bantha too February 4, 2014

crapnana 

A banana that is overly ripe-almost rotten, and therefore not as good as a regular one.

"Gee, thanks for the crapnana shake Beth...it tastes funny"

crapnana by piffle July 6, 2006

Respect my crypn 

Typically means to respect someone's shit, mainly for Crips. It's similar to tell someone fuck off or hey stop it can you respect me aight?

Kid #1: "Aye bro?"

Kid #2: "Yah bro you aight?"

Kid #1: "Aw nuthin just saying hi but I'm good except for my annoying twat Mom. She be fucking with me taking all my shit!"

Kid #2: "Oh speaking of moms my Mom ain't respecting my crypn. My mom tried to take away my xbox. I told that bitch that I bought that xbox with my money then I told that bitch to respect my crypn!.........Oh yeah and I called her an igger"

Kid #2: "You mean Nigger?"

Kid #1: "No I said igger, Nigger. Respect my crypn BITCH!"

Respect my crypn by CloutNibba January 20, 2019

crapnarok 

The crap to end all crap. The destruction of the porcelain gods, or a series of events beyond a crapapalooza.

My dog died, I'm being sued by midgets, I'm out of beer, this cut is turning green and smells funny, someone stole my goat, I had a flat tire, there was an earthquake, a terrible flood, locusts, and my girlfriend just eloped with my ex-wife's mother. It's Crapnarok.

crapnarok by Rafn April 25, 2005

Cripnig 

A crippled black person

Oh John, look at those cripnigs over there swimming in the public toilet!

Cripnig by cripcracker June 5, 2019

cripnigaphobia 

The word used to describe the fear of gay, African American, disabled man.

I tried to get over my cripnigaphobia and talk to Stephen, but i just couldnt.

cripnigaphobia by enzo354 December 17, 2008

crapnap 

When you pretend to take a dump at work just to sleep in the stall.

After lunch, I took a 20-minute crapnap. Boy, was that refreshing!

crapnap by McLandshark March 22, 2007