crouching sally 

when hair from your head gets stuck in your butt crack/vagina after a shower.

Ashley's crouching sally was stuck in her pants all morning until she pulled it out later.

crouching sally by homegurrl789 April 4, 2007

Coughing Aunt Sally 

A woman who talks in something other than sentences.

(referring to a crazy bag lady who just says "Coffeene!" or one of those so-called hot mamas saying "yo, yo" or something)

"That's one Coughing Aunt Sally, there"

Coughing Aunt Sally by Matt B December 10, 2003