I'm about to give birth to a Crotty Kid.
by SharkBait007 August 5, 2011
someone who is creepy but, at the same time, hot. Identifying someone as a crottie often fills the identifier with a vague sense of dread, because they are sexually attracted to someone that they also find repulsive or a little bit scary.
Actually, (insert serial killer's name here) is quite the crottie.
Many glam rockers and new wave singers are crotties. For example, David Bowie sometimes swings in the direction of crottie. As does Gary Numan.
When I was a child, I had this weird crush on Rodney Dangerfield in the movie "Ladybugs." What a crotty!
Many glam rockers and new wave singers are crotties. For example, David Bowie sometimes swings in the direction of crottie. As does Gary Numan.
When I was a child, I had this weird crush on Rodney Dangerfield in the movie "Ladybugs." What a crotty!
by jrafert June 15, 2011
someone who is creepy but, at the same time, hot. Identifying someone as a crottie often fills the identifier with a vague sense of dread, because they are sexually attracted to someone that they also find repulsive or a little bit scary.
Actually, (insert serial killer's name here) is quite the crottie.
Many glam rockers and new wave singers are crotties. For example, David Bowie sometimes swings in the direction of crottie. As does Gary Numan.
Many glam rockers and new wave singers are crotties. For example, David Bowie sometimes swings in the direction of crottie. As does Gary Numan.
by jrafert June 13, 2011
1. A young man who eats skittles off of another young men's genitals. 2. A violent cokehead that beats on young women because he feels sexually inept and blames them for his own misfortune. 3. A young gay man who often claims that he is going to commit suicide for attention.
1. He bought a bag of skittles and got crottied at a party.
2. That Crotti went to jail for beating his wife to death.
3. A crotti may claim that he is going to kill himself, but it's all for show.
2. That Crotti went to jail for beating his wife to death.
3. A crotti may claim that he is going to kill himself, but it's all for show.
by DuckU279 June 15, 2008
A term for the most perfect man in the world. A man of legend, who is even more interesting than The Most Interesting Man In The World. Thus he has earned the moniker, The Most Extremely Fascinating Man in the Universe. So fascinating in fact, that he does not need a beer company to sponsor him! Beer companies are afraid of his power! He once killed eight lions with his pinky finger, and his blood is made of liquefied platinum! The Most Interesting Man in the World, grovels at the feet of Crotti.
by MsMDub December 19, 2012
also means dirty, derived from the french word "croté", meaning really dirty. Also, there was this gas station owner named Mr. Crotty who used the carwash as a bathroom. Crotty.
by Ken August 3, 2004