crotchups 

Dirty underwear, stepped out of and left crotch facing up on the floor.

Hey, your girlfriend left a pair of crotchups on the bathroom floor, they looked nasty, a real petri dish, you better throw those puppies out before they crawl away.

or..
Dirty Joe came by last night to use the shower, filthy bastard left a pair of crotchups on the floor, gross! he really needed a shower by the look of those things, they were radioactive.

crotchups by NZJohn December 20, 2011

crotchsplosion 

Spontaneous combustion of an orgasmic nature.

The fucktastic leading man's grin sparked a massive crotchsplosion that ruined my panties.

crotchsplosion by Sareeswfla July 1, 2009

crotchpit 

The part where your leg meets your crotch and you build up a sweat line while exercising. Perhaps like an 'armpit' but for your crotch.

My crotchpit sweat is undeniable after that run. It looked like I peed.

crotchpit by ISSEXY April 25, 2010

crotchular 

Of or pertaining to the region USUALLY housing the genitalia of humans.

He was kicked in his crotchular region.

crotchular by Alex Bae July 12, 2005

Crotchfester

An affectionate term for the Rochester, New York, area throughout the winter months.

Damn, a whiteout blizzard and a -11 degree windchill- just another day in the Crotchfester.

Crotchfester by Michael H Hauk December 22, 2008

crotchula 

n. - a title given to people who crotch excessively, or who are renouned for their crotchtastic tendencies.

"Ooh, look, it's Crotchula."

crotchula by Spenny June 24, 2006

Crotchtastic 

Used to describe a fantastic crotch.

David Bowie was crotchtastic in the Labyrinth!

Crotchtastic by The Cat Lady June 7, 2010