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Sabertooth Crotchcricket 

1. a slang term for pubic lice (see also crabs) 2. a term for any four legged insect that scares the piss out of your girlfriend or boyfriend.
That boy is always grabbing himself, he must have a serious case of the sabertooth crotchcrickets.

Crotchcicle 

What your penis turns into when exposed to temperatures below freezing.
Doctor: Can you tell me what happened sir?
Patient: Ahhhh! It hurts so badly!
Doctor: Calm down and just explain what happened to your penis, sir.
Patient: Carl, that douchebag, snapped off my crotchcicle!
Doctor: How did you get a crotchcicle in the first place?
Patient: Ummm... I was kind of... fucking a snowman.
Doctor: Ohhh, well that's understandable.
Crotchcicle by Youreceivethehole7 August 19, 2009

Crotchfire 

Either incredible feminine horniness, or incredibly painful V.D. related symptom.
When I heavy petter her vag through her jeans, I started a crotchfire.
Crotchfire by Matthew January 20, 2004
A selfie of your crotch

(Crotch+selfie)
After gemma had taken her shower,she came upon the idea of a crotchie
Crotchie by Peewee-hermanizer September 14, 2014
A selfie that is taken directly of the crotch.
He asked for a picture, so I totes sent him a crotchie!
Crotchie by Mojon Cerote October 22, 2017

Sabertooth Crotchcricket 

Another name for Pubic Lice or Crabs.
Or to insult someone who is extremely hairy or u just dont like!