crotch-squatch

when you kneel over a female/male (whatever floats you boat) and sqaush your pussy on their face. crotch meaning vagina sqautch cross between sqaush and crouch.

omg i gave samantha a crotch-squatch and made her eat me.

crotch-squatch by sirspanks-n-wanks October 1, 2009

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Squatch Crotch

When a girl has stinky hairy vagina reminiscent of what a female bigfoot may have.

That girl I fucked with last night had the worst case of squatch crotch I've ever seen.

Squatch Crotch by VAUncleBadTouch May 9, 2012

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Squatch Crotch

When a female doesn't shave her pubic area, and it resembles the hairy body of Sasquatch.

Dyl: Bro did you go down on Jenna last night?
Billy: Nah she had a bad case of Squatch Crotch

Squatch Crotch by Dyl Ketz April 6, 2014

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