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When someone's pants are so damn tight, their meatcurtains gobble the crotchular area of their 2 size too small pants.
OMG Cindy, Randi was wearing her crotch gobblers today!

I know Sarah, I told her to go take care of that nasty mooseknuckle but she told me to mind my own meatcurtains.

Dammmnn Randi, them crotch gobblers you got on today make me wanna credit card you with my sausage.
by iLOVEkfc4ever November 23, 2010
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Paris Hilton is a crotchgobbler.
by jesusisonlsd December 22, 2006
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anyone that gobbles "crotch"
by clark December 01, 2003
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