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A cheesey foul smelling substance that develops around the genital area when a person does not wash.
Simon the tramp has crotch cheese
by clocksprings April 12, 2009
nasty smelling mixture of vaginal secretions and sweat which accumulates when a woman doesn't wash for a period of time. The female variety of dick cheese.
dude... i couldn't go down on her... she smelled like crotch cheese!
by Pooge June 01, 2006