Now that you’re here, let’s go back to the Dust
Bowl conspiracy theory. I’ve only created this
definition to relay an encrypted message to those who are still actively researching this brain
buster. First off the system is bonkers — the measures the
government has taken to cover up this dust bowl is unreal. They had the ability to move around natural resources to organically CREATE a dust bowl.. I mean think about it. No
WAY that much dust would have accumulated on its own without any help. Second off isn’t it ironic the dust bowl didn’t have any effect on Washington
DC? Woodrow Wilson was just a criminal in pantaloons. Before he was president, he was arrested for insider possum trading. Anyone care? No. Anyone even discuss the lives that were tragically lost to the dust bowl? Nope. Do you even know anyone who ever questioned the validity of this “disaster”? Nope.. because they’ve all conveniently disappeared. We are teaching our children to mindlessly accept history books and move on. Sorry, not my
kid. My kid
will QUESTION every natural disaster, because it doesn’t add up. If you don’t see any other definitions from me, it’s because I’m stuck in a bakery.
Dust
Bowl Investigator: “hey is this where we meet to discuss the logistics of the DB scandal? Testing cursed croissant
123”
****silence****** cursed crossaint
Rosie
O’Donnell: “I was just looking up croissants and this came up”
