California Crosseye

One who smears jiffy on their gooch, preferably creamy, and lets their partner and one other animal (doesn't matter what) lick it while they stare at them both with a blank crosseyed stare.

I was backpacking through California and my wife and I met a friendly wild boar. I took the peanut butter off the sandwiches and as a reward gave myself a California Crosseye instead

California Crosseye by dontsmellmyfinger January 1, 2019

make your babies crosseyed 

make your babies crosseyed — one of the cursing powers attributed to groups reputed to have acquired occult knowledge through the use of sympathetic magic.

The key to curses is the concept of duality: in the world of day and night every energy causes its opposite to naturally arise. If you believe in blessings then curses naturally arise and vice versa.

ThIs understanding is also the key to breaking curses through the harmonization of opposites. For example the concepts of day and night are harmonized through a single concept such as “Now” or “Time”. If you let go of blessings; then curses lose their power.

Mess around and find out!!!!

Avoid infuriating anyone reputed to have occult or magical powers; they can put a mojo on your balls and make your babies crosseyed.

make your babies crosseyed by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 14, 2023

Crossleyed 

To be taken home after a Staff Christmas Party and “looked after”

Did you see Jess the other night? She got drunk and got totally Crossleyed

Crossleyed by SJWSF December 4, 2019

Abilene Crosseyed Cowgirl 

You get a random girl and escort her to Frontier Texas put her head first into a civil war cannon with her legs spread. Then gather 2 acquaintances to assist you in firing the mechanism while watching spongebob then her clitoris is launched at approximately 105 meters per second so you can in the words of native abileniens "fuck dat bitch"

My terrorist companion Yazdani was really horny so he Abilene Crosseyed cowgirled 69 sloots and 64 virgins in one month.

Abilene Crosseyed Cowgirl by Fourndog September 11, 2014

CrossEyed 

Derived from the student ministry team at Immanuel Baptist Church. A type of teenager who has their eyes fixed on the cross of Jesus Christ.

Hey look at that guy, he is a CrossEyed kid.

CrossEyed by Dan Fox December 1, 2004

crosseyed groupie 

A person, usually female, who attempts to seduce musicians in hopes that their "beauty" will be seen despite their crazy eyes.

Mang, that crosseyed groupie sure was persistant!

crosseyed groupie by Caffine Overdose April 19, 2004

crosseyekid 

A person that can de in multible directions if the person trains hard enough they would be able to see though time

I have the vision of crosseyekid

crosseyekid by Crosseyekidyt November 23, 2021