The act or state of being crosswinkied (placement of a male winky inside the winky of a female). Sometimes, things just get fucked or "crosswinkified'. A Jeff Bezos original.
Jeff and Elon have lead to greater things in the economy: "Crosswinkified".
Crosswinks. When two winkies get put together. Sometimes, when two fucks get together in a clever, uncouth way. Marc A. approved.
"Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos are an example of crosswinks. "
"Jeff crosswinks with Lauren every afternoon."
"Elon crosswinks with Shivon three times a week."
"Mark crosswinks with Priscilla every other day."
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.