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Woods Cross, UT 

A suburb of Salt lake City, and also the underdog of bountiful city. Believed to be the hood although crime rates are higher in bountiful, wealthier bountiful citizens just believe that woods cross is ghetto because their rich butts are arrogant and to mentally challenged to acknowledge that it is only the more average middle class that live in woods cross and not actual trashy people. Woods cross was actually rated one of the best places to live near salt lake because of its short commute to slc and is one of the safest most family friendly communities on the Wasatch front. It also has affordable land compared to Neighboring suburbs north salt lake and bountiful. In reality this middle class community only gets a bad name from the ignorant and arrogant upper class of the surrounding communities. If you want to see real white trash go check out the foxboro subdivision of North salt lake or check out west Bountiful city.
Man: where are you from?
Woman: Woods Cross, UT
Man: Hoods Cross?
Woman: *leaves*
Woods Cross, UT by TurtleTown27 January 2, 2019

Woods Cross, UT 

Suburb of Salt Lake City, known primarily for its oil refineries, Utah's largest white trash Mormon population, drug manufacturing facilities, and desperate attempts to boost its self esteem. In recent years it has made a bid to merge with neighboring Bountiful in an attempt to improve its image. The air can be chewed and the water comes recycled from Salt Lake City's waste management plant. The streets are extensions of people's driveways, where people work on cars, sunbathe, and have church parties. The one good thing to be said about Woods Cross is that the people living there make no pretenses that they are above gutter level. A person can be a life-long member of the Mormon Church and a native born Utahan and still go to Woods Cross and experience culture shock.
Interviewer: Address?
Interviewee: Woods Cross, UT. W-O-O-D-S C-R-O-S-S
Interviewer: Yeah, but normal people don't live there. That means you are a whacked out Mormon or just plain whacked out.

words to my crocs bitch 

words to my crocs bitch is a phrase used mostly by new yorkers. the phrase means “i swear” or “told you so”
person one: “bro, madison beer just followed my insta.”

person two: “no way, show me”

person one: *pulls up instagram and shows that madison beer follows them back* see? words to my crocs bitch 🤪
A word puzzle that normally takes the form of a square or rectangular grid of white and shaded squares. The shaded squares are used to separate the words or phrases. The goal is to fill the white squares with letters by solving clues that lead to the answers. Could frustrate you to death.
This crossword puzzle is fricken hard to solve.
Crossword by CrosswordPuzzle October 28, 2011

Crossword Nazi 

Everybody's favourite asshole. This is the type of person who makes sure that THEY are the ones who get to do every last crossword in the sunday papers, even if YOU bought the damn paper yourself. Can be widened in meaning to encompass anybody who has a tendency to make sure they get all the enjoyment out of something which is quite trivial, yet in principle is still quite important.
"Christ's sake Billy, you've already popped all the little bubbles of air in this entire roll of bubble wrap. I wanted to do some! You're such a crossword nazi!"
"Gott in Himmel! Ich bin ein Berlinner!"
"What the fuck have donuts got to do with anything, foo?"
Crossword Nazi by Bonny lad November 14, 2004

CrossWordler 

Wordlers that provide crossword puzzle clues aka spoilers after they've solved theirs with no clues: my favorite food; the only soup I don't like; 3 letters are the same. Usually on their social media but sometimes commenting on other people's posts.
Samantha is such a CrossWordler: I feel compelled to finish Wordle before reading her posts because she always provides clues to solving the puzzle.
CrossWordler by lapswimmernyc November 20, 2022
A puzzle involving clues and words.
Laura: I just did a wordsearch

Steve: No you didnt that was a crossword
Crossword by yargunisntaword April 20, 2009