Person 1: Wanna go cross-country skiing???
Person 2: Yea hold on lemme go get my running shoes and ski gear
Person 2: Yea hold on lemme go get my running shoes and ski gear
by Lynn Bobble April 4, 2019
A Cross Country team of amazing awesomeness that are the 2007 and 2008 section 5 class C champions. Also along with all the amazing races ran by this team they have even more crazy, wild, fun adventures.
"Hey did you hear the Pembroke Cross Country team brought rock bank to play in their hotel room at states?"
"Yeah man those guys run like crazy and are awesome!"
"Yeah man those guys run like crazy and are awesome!"
by greeceodyssey September 5, 2009
When a girl jacks off two johnsons simultaneously so fucking fast it looks like she is in Northern Vermont trekking through 8ft of powder.
Did you see Rease at the rugby party last night, she didnt move from her seat on the couch all night, she must have been cross country skiing for miles sitting there
by thatyoung1 June 9, 2009
Basic, timed medium distance running events held over semi-rough, off-road terrain. Due to the limited popularity of the sport, most cross country "athletes" tend to think of themselves as elite and superior to individuals who partake in other sports. Unfortunately for them, this is never really the case, seeing as most other sports involve grueling daily practice oftentimes on top of frequent roadwork of equal or greater distance. However, a cross country "athlete" will never admit this. Vast majority of participants didn't have the hand eye coordination for baseball, the explosiveness and sheer physical strength for football and rugby, reaction time and accuracy for soccer, the physical toughness and tenacity for wrestling, the stamina and adaptability of triathletes, and the combination of all aforementioned qualities required for boxing, MMA and other such combat sports.
"Dude, us Cross country runners are hard core, we do fucking 3.1 miles per race, and sometimes run up to 8 miles per day!"
"I scoff at just how physically pathetic you are, not only do you lack the stamina of a marathon runner or even those who do half marathons, you're also stick thin and have a laughable musculature. Why don't you try a real sport for once, at least you wouldn't look like a skeleton with sleeves."
"I scoff at just how physically pathetic you are, not only do you lack the stamina of a marathon runner or even those who do half marathons, you're also stick thin and have a laughable musculature. Why don't you try a real sport for once, at least you wouldn't look like a skeleton with sleeves."
by IoutrunXCerS October 15, 2011
Guy 1 in California calls Guy 2 in Philadelphia:
"Hey Buddy, I miss you guys. I have a full beer time for a Cross Country Chug."
Guy 2: "Hey everyone, Guy 2's on the phone Cross Country Chug"
"Hey Buddy, I miss you guys. I have a full beer time for a Cross Country Chug."
Guy 2: "Hey everyone, Guy 2's on the phone Cross Country Chug"
by San Fran April 3, 2007
It is a tough demanding sport that was invented in the late 1800 as a way for gay men who, at the time, were opressed, to gather in the wild and share their gay pride with one another. Traditionaly every cross country ski trip would end with a hotel room rental up north and a violent sausage fest before having to go back to their normal lives. The sport has however changed today. now they use wooden boards that they strap to their feet. In motion, the skiier is moving his hands in a handjob-like fashion which is no mistake, it is to honor the gay men that skied before them. the sausage fest however is still practiced among all cross country skiers and it is here to stay.
look at that nerd over there with his oxford shoes, he forsure goes cross country skiing on his free time
his father was married and had a family but decided he would become a cross country skier.
his father was married and had a family but decided he would become a cross country skier.
by snoopy360 November 25, 2012
A bunch of idiots who think it is fun to run far distances, in all kinds of weather and terrain, all in short shorts.
by Walrus500 April 19, 2010