When you hang from the ceiling by your hands and have 2-3 partners hang by their hands or teeth from your nipples and genital piercings whilst kicking their feet in an effort to kick the balls of the men who are lying naked and prone on the floor of your mom's living room.
by WTFAWTA December 21, 2022
When you are playing croquet and someone eats the balls and then the person who is with them sucks his wang while the others play croquet.
by the Roflsaur October 13, 2005
by Dr Bunnygirl September 2, 2022
To have sex with someone. Used in a sentence when you want to seem innocent of mischievous behaviours.
Ez: What where you doing Friday with Galadriel?
Skyelar: Oh, not much. Just playing croquet on the lawn..
Skyelar: Oh, not much. Just playing croquet on the lawn..
by Speedy Shinoda September 28, 2008
A sexual act, where the man would use the tip of his penis to slap the clitoris of a woman with an extremely above average bush.
by Coonclashers November 27, 2018
by martyn April 21, 2004