An insult to a person who's neck resembles a penis; The neck is generally of a man, thick in stature and having prominent well pronounced viens. The best example is when this type of neck is cleanly shaven and is met with a thick wall of chest hair.
Did you see the game on the weekend ? That new player has the best cockneck I have ever seen, you could set your watch to it.
A giant toolsack. Utterly worthless in every conceivable way. Wilford Brimley shows such disdain for these people that he kills them on sight with his bare hands. The complete opposite of Theron.
Crocknocket is another word for door. May not be a very useful because it is longer than “door”. This word is mostly used for wooden doors with a natural wooden color that makes a squeaking sound when opening and closing it.