refers to a Politian,business man, or member of your family who would lie, cheat, steal and just be an all around ass to get their way.
George Bush is such a crooked bastard, he could give a shit about oil prices cuz hes making money.
Steve, that crooked bastard cheated me out of 400 bucks!
by jager101 April 28, 2008
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