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8.
A cronk is a person who repeatedly exhibits chronic offense behavior - such as irresponsibility or laziness
John: This is the fifth notice of late payment we have received from the insurance company on Jim's policy in six months.

Jen: He's such a cronk
by Mike Landmark September 02, 2008
 
1.
"Cronk" may be a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, pronoun, conjunction, preposition, interjection, or article.

The use of "cronk" signifies any word which the speaker wishes to replace or create.
I wish this stupid cronk on my toe would just disappear!
Wow, you really cronked her last night!
Now that's cronkin'.
Cronk!
by Forest Prefontaine January 18, 2008
 
2.
perineum (the region where the balls bounce)
I was in my bike, the saddle broke and i got a new hole in my cronk.
by perrofluta July 09, 2009
 
3.
Having a shit and masturbating at the same time
I'll be back in 20 minutes, i'm just gonna have a quick cronk
by BobDaCronker December 30, 2010
 
4.
To have a fit; to freak out
My parents cronked when they found out I'd been out until 4 AM.
by Laur June 24, 2003
 
5.
A history teacher who can only be described as a true ANIMAL. A man who fears no one (except for the borkowski) and is superior to us earthly pigeons. Do not confront it or attempt to call it an animal as it will become aroused with anger. It is a teacher by birth, animal by decision.
John: Wow! that guy is a true Cronk!
Bill: Ya I know, everyone seems to respect him with fear
John: Yes, just don't disturb him in his natural habitat
by The Animal Tamer May 24, 2011
 
6.
A large bowel movement; a hefty shit; a turd of significant girth.
I had a large cronk this morning and feel like a new man.
by Scott June 02, 2004
 
7.
A woman who is a giant bitch as if on her period, referred also as a cronkosaurus rex. This woman is the grimiest girl ever and usually acts like a man, wearing man hair and G.I. Boots.
Damn that cronkosaurus is a giant bitch.
A true feminazi.
by G money$ May 27, 2010