cronjob

To indefinitely delay the giving of oral pleasure.

All you're going to get from that girl is a cronjob.

by xkj00 November 4, 2007

cronjob

A word used by geek to refer to the smoking of cron (marijuana). Named after the tasks that are executed at regular intervals by a UNIX utility called cron.

Look at the time, there's a cronjob about to happen.

by Tsar Destroy Awesome October 30, 2003

cronjob

Something that you should be VERY pleased to hear your girlfriend say she would like to give you.
Much much better than intercourse.

(derived from unix cron tabs)

"Dude she said she wanted to give me a cronjob!"

"Dude go for it cronjobs are fucking amazing. At least 100 times better than normal sex."

by The slinky January 13, 2008

Cronjob

The act of keeping a developer motivated in a given period

"You finished you work on time. You can have a cronjob!"

by Rince84 January 27, 2023