Absolute Croissant

A less harsh way of insulting someone by using food as cover to your overly attached persona to swear words.

Person 1: "I think the moon landing was faked"
You: "Please shut your face, you absolute croissant"

by Don'tknowwhatyou'retalkingbout May 22, 2016

Croissant cookie

Someone with 2 sides.she loves eating sandwiches and she is a engineer.Can time travel and easily pull up all nighters.Is someone that most people can like and love

I called my friend a croissant cookie since she loves eating sandwiches.

by Galaxy.x October 26, 2022

CROISSANT IN A CAN

1. Two croissants in a metal can, a delicacy of the white people.
2. An exclamation used in the most out of pocket times.

"So when my dog died, I was so depres-"
"CROISSANT IN A CAN LMAOOOO"

by Cornnnnnnn September 4, 2023

Croissant Anxiety

When you're anxious about doing things abroad that you do every day at home.

"Sarah swallowed a condom full of cheesey chips so she could smuggle them into paris because she thought she might pronounce Fromage wrong, she's got a really croissant anxiety"

by Fernandopoo May 14, 2018

soggy croissant

when someone uses soggy croissant in their bio it means they are probably a cute, wonderful, pretty, adorable, beautiful, gorgeous, lovely person that deserves hugs and love!

cricro: tor has soggy croissant in his bio, what does it mean?
adam: ah it basically means this *shows site*
cricro: hah that suits him so well!
adam: ikr, he's so cute....

by elyowo February 2, 2022

sparkling croissant

after you drop your croissant, your sister eats glitter and poos on it but you eat it happily anyway. #fivesecondrule

me: "BOO"
that guy over there: "AH YOU MADE ME DROP MY CROISSANT"
sister Shannon: "I need a poo" *poos on croissant*
that guy over there: "ooo that sparkling croissant glistening in the sun after it had been in my sisters bum"

by genius plenius definitionius June 7, 2019

croissant ass

Where an individual who is wearing tight pants and full briefs gives the illusion of having the folds of a croissant on their backside.
Usually larger individuals with spray on denim are culprits of this crime.

Walking along at your local shopping centre you spot a lady waddling along.
You nudge your friend in the arm and say "look at the croissant ass on her!"
Your friend will then gasp in terror.

by David P January 29, 2005