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n. 1)Total fuck mook. Ignorance in its purest form.
2) One who is incapabable of correct grammar, spelling, and (in certain extreme instances) forming complete and logical thoughts or insults.
v. tr. 1) To sexually assualt in a manner completely unbecoming of a human being. To savagely pillage another's hobbit hole, often involving the bilbo baggins technique.
n.- Man, can you believe that crog? Only a shithead fucks with Heavy C.

v.- I think he crogged his 'partner' last night. I could clearly hear what sounded like the flesh flute and the rusty trombone being played quite well.
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The instance when a bicycle riding individual provides a lift to a friend, by vacating the seat and allowing the friend to sit on it, with the rider standing up on the pedals.
"My bike has a puncture, give us a crog to the park!"
by wakefieldsbonus October 30, 2009
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crog the greatest word ever invented. Although its only fault is its pointless meaning.
As I was walking along the street, I stepped crog.
by Taurus February 02, 2005
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A kitchen sink clog so disgusting that no man would ever attempt to remove it; requires a female to unclog.

Derived from asian people saying "clog"
Shit! Honey get over here, I've got a crog.
by Crisis31 April 20, 2010
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Person: Smart, average looking male. Good friend and trustworthy. A good time always ensues when he is around.
"Let's all go to Crogs house to play some Madden!"
by Crogs August 12, 2004
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the destroyer of the universe toy as seen on friends.
crog will kill us all!
by jay July 24, 2004
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Yes and or probably.
"Dude, that lady was such an o mega bitch"

"Crog dude, she sure was!"
by anth0r December 14, 2003
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